Friday, July 31, 2009
addictions are never good
Posted by number 2 at 10:35 PM 0 comments
Back from canvas camp 09

Ye yeah! I'm back people! If you have never been to a Lakewood camp you should, even if your not Christian.
I had the experience of my life! I was in the presence of God! I learned many things. I was a selfish Christian. A selfish Christian is someone who knows God and lives with him everyday, but rarely talks to non Christians about it. There is a s
tory called Fruitcake and ice cream. Watch it.
A good leader is constantly thinking about others, about God what God wants. Not what I want.
Therefore I'm going to do what he has told me to do which is to disciple his word.
Which I will do.
I also got a tan from camp,
my nose is starting to peal noooo, but i had fun!
Posted by Chrystal Illusions at 10:23 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Running away...
Is never a good idea. Trust me i was just recently a run away. I have everything that i need, but i chose to leave it all. Why? That's what i asked myself... i could not find a reason. Just lame ass excuses. I'm just a child and it's time for a reality check to grow the fuck up. I'm no where near perfect, I've made plenty of mistakes that caused the trust from my family to be completely gone. It is painful. I guess i need to start over once again. Re invent myself i suppose. Every year I'm different. This time I'll think more carefully before i speak, i might as well be a mute! It's rather difficult right now. My emotions are all out of whack and i'm looking for some balance. My family took me back in and had a mini intervention. They love and care for me...which to my surprise made me feel shitty and good at the same time. Long story short if you or someone you may know is contemplating about running away.. please talk to someone about your situation.
Peace&Love
-celina
Posted by Celina at 1:50 PM 0 comments
Monday, July 27, 2009
Mexico
It's been quite a while ladies an gentlemen. I'm gonna try to post this as soon as I can or will be replaced by a monkey. So, I just came back from a 9 day trip to my father's homeland, Mexico City. Known as Chilangolandia in the rest of the Republic.
Posted by Bettok at 4:17 PM 0 comments
Thursday, July 23, 2009
...running out of ideas to post
Hi there! I'm back!! In part because I love the all attention I'm getting for my posts and also because Francisco is threatening to replace me with a monkey.
As some of you may know I spent most of my time away from the blog relaxing in Hawaii and the rest of the time I've spent struggling to find new ideas to post about. This affliction is widely known as writers block. Before writing this post I considered many ideas to write about including: the death of the VCR, the death of CDs, the problems with today's movies, the stupidness of treadmills, and other random ideas. Yes the job of the casual blogger is not an easy one but its one I'm more than happy to do. Because I'd rather not get replaced by a monkey.
Fuck. That was the lamest conclusion I've ever written....
Posted by number 2 at 10:39 PM 0 comments
Yo Quiero Taco Bell

Gidget, the famed Chihuahua who appeared in Taco Bell ads, died Tuesday at the age of 15.
Karen McElhatton, Gidget's owner, tells Usmagazine.com the dog was with her trainer, Sue Chipperton, watching television when she began making "strange noises" and suffered a stroke.
Before the dog's death, "She had a good day and was running around as normal," McElhatton tells Usmagazine.com. "We're happy that she was very well off right until the end."
Gidget -- whose "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" spots debuted in September 1997 -- also had a cameo in Legally Blonde 2, in addition to appearing in other TV spots.
We enjoyed working with Gidget, and she will be missed by many," a Taco Bell spokesperson tells Us in a statement. "Our deepest sympathies go out to her owners and fans."
The dog had an exceptionally happy life, her owner says.
"She lived like a queen," McElhatton tells Us. "She had a great life. We're very sad. She's a wonderful little dog."
-Usmagazine.com.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/taco-bell-chihuahua-dies-at-15/25534?nc
I'm very sad to hear about this, me as a dog lover loves the Chihuahua from Taco Bell and because I like to eat there. Hey that's something about me you guys don't know. I LOVE ANIMALS!
My family is on its way to turn into a zoo! I have 2 Chihuahuas (Pal and Mojo)
2 turtles, one desert and one water (speedy Gonzalez and road runner)
1 macaw named Tweety, she says "hello" when the phone rings.
1 cat named Jinx
and last but not least, my dad found 3 raccoons in his office front door.
I use to have 2 baby ducks but my dad had to let them go because they were growing up...wait they ran away.
Sadly I dont have any pictures to show you guys but I will once I get my hands on a camera.
-Mark 8: 38
Posted by Chrystal Illusions at 11:57 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
25 random facts about Celina!
Hey everyone, i'm the new kid on the block! Yours truly Celina Zepeda ;)
Thought you might want to know some random facts, eh?
5. I'm bi-polar! grrr
6. I wish i can live in Florida
7. I think I'm a boring person :(
8. Sometimes i say the darn est things
9. I smoke the green on a regular basis, so what.
10. I am a rebel without a cause
11. the dark scares me, i still have a night light.
12. I'm a moocher
13. I have to watch out what i say, because usually it offends others.
14. Sometimes i think i don't have friends
15. I like oatmeal.
16. I'm enlisting in the AMRY as soon as i graduate.
17. I hope to catch bad guys when i become a police officer for the city of Houston.
18. I read scripture from the bible to make me a stronger person.
19. I come from a broken home. :(
20. I workout to forget my problems
21. I am in a relationship...
22. I am weird
23. I am normal
24. I like to keep to myself and think
25. I try to fit in
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Thursday, July 2, 2009
Are port-o-potties the new nurseries?
(CNN) -- A 44-year-old Maryland woman faces charges of child abuse after police say she gave birth in a portable toilet and dropped the newborn into the waste tank. A Maryland woman is charged with child abuse after police say she dropped her newborn into a portable toilet. After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, Candy Vigneri got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table, police Lt. Wayne Bromwell said. As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, "Don't go in there, I just had a baby there," police said. The man immediately called 911. Vigneri returned to the toilet and retrieved the newborn from the foul liquid at the base of the tank. The baby was unresponsive and covered with a blue antibacterial chemical agent when emergency responders reached the scene, police said. Vigneri told officers that she didn't know she was pregnant. She was arrested Wednesday on charges of child abuse and reckless endangerment and is being held on a $50,000 bond. The baby is in stable condition at Easton Memorial Hospital. Dorchester County social services will take control of the newborn after she is released from the hospital.
Posted by Bettok at 4:11 PM 0 comments
Illegal and Legal Facts
I love lists! They are short, straight to the point and very interesting. So I made a list of Illegal and Legal Facts
- In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum.
- It's illegal to slurp soup in New Jersey.
- While in some countries the penalty for driving while intoxicated can be death (yes, death), in Uruguay intoxication is a legal excuse for having an accident while driving. "Please believe me officer, I really was drunk."
- According to the federal Center for Substance Abuse prevention, "For kids under twenty-one, there is no difference between alcohol and other drug use and abuse." Incredibly, it makes no distinction between a self-reliant 20 year old toasting his love at their wedding reception with a sip of champagne and a drug-addicted 20 year old doing crack cocaine!
- Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
- In Charleston, West Virginia it is still legal to beat your wife on the steps on the court house.
- In Alabama it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
- In long beach It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course
- In Honolulu within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. (SEC. 10-1.2)
- In New York Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
- In new York A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
- In Carrizozo it’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
- In Las Cruces, New Mexico you may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
Posted by Chrystal Illusions at 2:00 PM 1 comments
25 Random Facts About The Newest Author. . . Bettok! HI!
As you guys may not know, I'm the newest author in the bunch. My name's Bettok, otherwise known as Roberto Antonio Reyes Ordóñez. Yes, the tradition of ridiculously long Spanish names lives on!
Posted by Bettok at 1:08 PM 0 comments
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